And these are in no certain order:
- If I had your job, I’d kill myself.
- I wish I had the cushy job of sitting around all day and reading.
- I like to think of you as my secretary!
- So how long do you think you have until Google makes your job obsolete?
- Could you go upstairs and ask the couple in the next study room to stop making out?
- I need five sources for a paper that’s due in a hour. So they need to be really short and with lots of good information.
- No, you can’t help me. I’m waiting for that cute librarian.
- I need a book. I don’t remember the title or the author. Or really what’s it about. But my professor said it would be helpful.