- The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
- Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
- Nothing says “you’re a loser” more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
- Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you’re important.
- Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.
And, by the way, Happy April Fool’s Day